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A view from Isfahan University of Technology, taken 2007.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Another OOo Rant

It doesn't make sense!
It doesn't make sense!
It doesn't make sense!
It doesn't make sense!
It doesn't make sense!

They can develop a whole new chart module. A notes (now comments) module. Two major releases (2.0, 3.0). Re-implement the whole graphics interface around GTK/ Qt.

And somehow, after going halfway round the globe, they haven't scratched some basic itches.

My color picker!! Darn it.
Dotted table borders!!!They still can't do it.


CSS1 was completed in 1996. 13 years, during which we had the Asian financial crisis, Chinese embassy bombing, 911, Iraq war, Afghan war. Google hadn't existed and Yahoo was king.

And OOo still doesn't support border-style: dotted on tables. It only goes to show they have got their priorities ALL WRONG!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Final Words

Dear Friends,

I don't know if any of you have chosen to extend this date, but
Do you remember the significance of this date?
It was the date our sergeants a long time ago told us to look out for.
Of course, this date was too far away at that time,
It was not tangible; we looked forward to another date then.
Today, we live in this very day we waited for
Our sergeants have passed their own dates months ago,
Leaving us to complete our obligation.
Whether for the better, or for the worse,
Whether we learnt anything, or learnt nothing,
Whether NS is good or bad,
It was a phase that was not in our power to change.
We have aged 2 years in service.
2 indelible years of our limited lives.
Thank you for starting this 2 years together with me,
And ending it with me, as I hope, today.

Final Words 2

Dear AFS Buddies,

In BMT, I was incompetent.
In SISPEC -- I just learnt from my Interview Booklet -- I was only "average".
You made the difference when we were posted to Air Force School.
You accepted my shortcomings, turned them into strengths
You accepted my oddities, made them exceptional.
I don't know if I'll see you again in green.
In fact, I think I might never.
You have been the greatest.
I shall never forget.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Why I Hate Web Logs, Including My Own

http://mama.indstate.edu/users/bones/WhyIHateWebLogs.html

NRIC Number Enigma

Just when I was feeling very proud of myself for creating an NRIC Validator on the OA, somebody had to buck my trend.

I was trying to clear a Mr Ang (not his actual name) into a protected location, hence I needed his NRIC Number.

His NRIC No was S17XXXXXF.

The validator said it was wrong. The checksum letter was "I". When we called the person (let's call him Mr Raj) that supplied us this contractor's NRIC number, he insisted it was correct. He had even checked with Mr Ang, who insisted that was his NRIC number.

That's impossible! The validator had never been wrong before!

What was more intriguing was that when we checked his date of birth, it was XX-Jul-1971.

XX-Jul-1971, S17XXXXXF. How is that possible? Hadn't NRIC numbers begun to register birth years since 1969?

In fact, after I rearranged the first two digits, the NRIC number became valid! (Switching 1 and 7 in this case changes the checksum by 3, thus moving I to F). So we called up Mr Raj and told him to ask Mr Ang why his birth year was not reflected in his NRIC. If there was anything nobody should be able to deny, it was that birth years ought to be in the NRIC number for people born in and after 1969.

Mr Raj later called back, saying Mr Ang insisted it was S17XXXXXF. WHY? WHY? WHY? Did he read his number off his NRIC? Or did he read it from his failing memory? Did he read it off his birth certificate? Does the national registry make exceptions to the checksum rule? (If they did, then why use checksums at all?) Or do they NOT even check that the letters have been assigned correctly? Did he read it off, say, a birth certificate or a driving licence where the number might have been keyed in wrongly? WHY WHY WHY does he INSIST S17XXXXXF is correct???

Exasperated, we just submited the S17XXXXXF NRIC Number.

Friday, November 6, 2009

ORD Countdown

My ORD Countdown hourglass didn't make it. Yahoo! Geocities closed 14 days before my ORD date.

How ominous.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Bleak?

Must read.

A sharp criticism that leaves nothing to the imagination. I haven't read another essay as comprehensive as this.